Yesterday, I was traveling from Delhi to Bangalore from kingfisher flight. It was pleasure for me to first time go through the airways and that too in Kingfisher Airways, all time favorite of youngsters for the purpose of seeing some good chicks. J
I was excited about that but my younger brother was more excited than me, he asked me to enjoy in the plane then explain the experience after reaching in Bangalore as if after listening me, he would get the feel of flying and with them my uncle too, who was very much concern about my flight timings as I had already missed the train, because of that only I booked the flight. They both asked me to reach 2 hours before the flight departure and finally I reached 3 hours before the departure by their grace. My brother explained me that 2 hour’s were required for security check and anyway you will find lots of stuff to enjoy and see, I got his point, what stuff he was pointing to….???JJJ.
I reached the airport and for the 3 hours I didn’t find any stuff for what my brother was talking about. I want to kill him there itself but for that also, I need to go back home and in the mean time I may miss the flight, so simply I sat there and watched the football match and then boarded into the flight.
180 seats, all were filled. Got the window seat and feeling happy for that. Looked at the airhostesses, all were OK nothing special………… didn’t find anything special for which I should look at them so started watching outside the window. One airhostess came next to my seat and sat there but I was more excited about the take off of the plane than looking at her. I didn’t look at her and continuously watching outside. But the airhostess looked at me 3 to 4 times. I thought let it be. Then she start stretching her un- stretchable mini-red-skirt, not for once but she was doing it with high frequency, finally I turned to see what was the problem and I looked at her legs, first I thought she had problem with her skirt then I realized she had problem with me JJJ so I moved myself little bit on window side so that she can feel comfortable and so that I. Then she took the magazine and placed it on the TOP of her leg and now she was fully covered. The flight was on the top of the clouds nothing to see and really this half an hour was looking more boring than half day of train journey. After Lot of consideration I moved towards her side and asked “If you don’t mind, can I ask, Is this the way you feel you are flying in the sky”.
I didn’t get you
“Actually in Adds of airhostess training institutes the tag lines are, I want to fly or touch the sky”.
So I am asking in this way you fly in the sky.
She smiled “yes this is the way we fly in the sky, in closed containers”.
“I really never thought I will feel bore here” I said.
“Better you read magazines you will not feel bore.” I got the suggestion from her sideLLL. She started reading one and I got her point. Why not? Everyday many persons like me use to come and talk with her.
She took a NAP for half an hour then we got the stuff to eat, we finished it. Now what to do I was feeling bore, 3hours in airport then 1 hour here. I asked for water and she gave me her bottle.
Good, I was happy.
JJJ She again start feeling uncomfortable, trying to get Nap but not getting and couldn’t even pass the time in hiding the legs, any way how much one can hide when you are wearing mini, unnecessarily it was attracting me only.
“Can I ask you something if you don’t mind?” I asked her again.
Yaa sure. She replied with full manner. I like that.
Do you have all the necessary arrangement to handle with plane crash?
“Actually plane never crashes while flying” she replied with genuine smile.
OK! But I don’t want that anybody will make another film like titanic based on plane crash, I just want to know that we are safe or not.
Yaa…. you are fully safe, actually we are trained to handle with such kind of situations and this plane can be vacated within 90 seconds.
“Means One and half minute” I said.
Umm… that I don’t know. Yaa right, one and half minute.
Then I asked about her job? She explained something and insures me that she will save me in any crash like situation.
We had good conversation, as I was feeling bore she asked to have a walk inside the plane and then I will not feel bore and felt much comfortable than congested.
I got up from my seat and took two rounds, people started looking at me, it was more uncomfortable than sitting in the congested seat. I came back to my seat and she laughed at me. Seriously she said I was fool and really I was. I told her that children’s were drawing clouds in plain on the last seat and gave her the full description of what everyone was doing. At last after around 2 hours she felt comfortable.
She was from Mumbai and going for a charted plane from Bangalore to Mumbai, from there she would go to her home. In the last we introduced our self. She introduced as Althia from Mumbai, had seen many film stars and it was common for them and had seen London and many other cities as well. After listening her, I found her job interesting otherwise it was looking like a shit work to meJJJ.
In the last half an hour we had good exchange of thoughts and I promised her to write a blog on our unusual meet. The last thing she told me that she can’t laugh loudly and talk freely as there can be AUDITORS in the plane and second thing, even they had to study a lot… that I still not understand what they have to study. LLL
Today I am thinking, my brother was also saying somewhat rightJJJ, So he escaped from me. JJJ
